The best part is when the actors decide that they have to offer each 'wood gatherer' food due to Sacred Hospitality, but only have salt pork which neither Granny nor Magrat want. The witches trying to guide Tomjon's caravan into Lancre by posing as 'humble old wood gatherers' complete with Bad 'Bad Acting'.When the actors in the play the Duke commissioned start forgetting their lines, Tomjon briefly worries he's going to have to do the rest of the play by himself, including a climactic duel with him dramatically parrying his own blows and stabbing himself to death.When the demon reveals its name, which is pretty much a mass of consonants (that Granny still manages to pronounce perfectly, with only a little hesitation!) Nanny has this to say: 'Where were you when the vowels were being handed out? Behind the door?'.The demon summoning scene is funny enough in the book, but gets really funny in the Animated Adaptation, with the demon (easily the best-animated character in the entire adaptation) speaking in a deep, dark and gravelly voice for at first, only to switch over to a high-pitched Luvvie voice when Granny tells him to stop mucking about.'There is a knocking without!' '.Without what?' 'A knocking without the door, idiot.' 'A knocking without a door? This isn't some kind of Zen, is it?' For that matter, all the parodies of Shakespearean dialogue.You can tell the difference if you look closely. 'Is that a dagger I see before me?' 'Um, no, sire, it's a handkerchief.Although there is only one of it, its magical power is that it is uncountable. In the animated version, Death's palpable relief (and ironic amusement) after Duke Felmet slips off of the battlements to his death and doesn't even stop his mad ranting about what he'll do as a ghost now that he's actually become one.Dead people who keep insisting they are still alive on the other hand is perfectly normal. The kicker has to be just how baffled Death is to be dealing with a living person who insists he's dead, even after so long of interacting with dead people.

And later on, he has to reassure the Duke, who’s acting as a ghost, that he’s not dead yet.When the Duke stabs his Fool, he has to take out the Fool’s lifetimer to see if it’s for real (it’s got bells on it, as a bonus).

Even after the play is interrupted, his hijinks continue.and gets stage fright, since he's not used to people being able to see him. This is nearly as scary as the other way around

Slowly, the grin disappeared, until nothing was left but the cat.

Millions of girls had tried it and been inevitably disappointed, unless the loved one was called Scscs. You just peeled an apple, getting one length of peel, and threw the peel behind you it'd land in the shape of his name. The old peel-the-apple trick should do that.

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